Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Happy Birthday John



John Emerick on his 41st Birthday Celebration with his two favorite ladies, Dixie and his Mother Jan.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Good Laugh - "Yes Dear"

Here is what I consider a "Good Laugh" for the day. Enjoy!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Some Humor

Live Simply, Love Generously, Care Deeply,
Speak Kindly and Leave the Rest to God.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

Love of Flowers



My efforts of adding color to a little piece of the world I visit on the weekends.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

That's what I get for helping!



Hi Dixie, Here is your card from Diane:

Dixie, I prayed for you today.
"The LORD bless you and keep you; the LORD make his face shine upon you and be gracious to you; the LORD turn his face towards you and give you peace." Numbers 6:24-26 (NIV)
All joking aside....I love you! Red Nostrils and all! Bless you.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

A Dream Vacation in Orlando - The Grand Floridian Hotel






Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water. I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.



At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor...........
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!